hannahrayjaykay:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

But I literally waited 45 minutes for this to load on my phone before I got it

hannahrayjaykay:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

But I literally waited 45 minutes for this to load on my phone before I got it

(via willfosho)

reignofbooks:

i can never say if i’m a slow or a fast reader tbh my pace always depends on the book some books i finish in one sitting and others i finish after 78 years

(via yerassisgrass)

icequeenchad:

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

lms if you want a relationship like this

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via slapping)

onlylolgifs:

I haven’t seen you in a week and this is what I get??

onlylolgifs:

I haven’t seen you in a week and this is what I get??

(via intensional)

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

(via yerassisgrass)

urbancatfitters:

notes on selfies speak louder than words

(via shouldnt)

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

image

(via thefuuuucomics)

czoc:

remember when asks werent rebloggable and we had to go around screencapping them like fucking animals

(via yerassisgrass)