vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

(via shouldnt)

(via kyurem)

I did not intend to get this drunk — Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

(via musical-inspirations)

  • mom: how did you do on that math test you had last week
  • me: eh okay... i got a B
  • hips: no you didn't... you got a C..
  • me: mom my hips are lying..
  • mom: sweety.. hips don't lie.. ur grounded..

said-the-kat:

thecarnalscientist-jt:

bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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I hate y’all

(via justanotherskinnyguy)

theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

(via 10knotes)

no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

(via shouldnt)