(via willfosho)

  • Me: *minding my own business*
  • Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!
  • Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS
  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.

(via howdoyoubrass)

uhmeliamay:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

(via shouldnt)

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

(via thefuuuucomics)

It is a mental game until you learn how to let your mind rely on your bodies capabilities instead of letting your body rely on your minds perception of what you are capable of. I think it is important to learn that in a performance you must separate mind and body. Let your mind perform and let your body spin. You must become comfortable with being uncomfortable, and let your adrenaline sooth you. — Katie Allison (via be-hungry-be-foolish)

(via emilythebando)